Quotations Inspiring Quotes

Some people are like slinkies. They aren't particularly useful but it's amusing to watch them tumbling down the steps.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

I don't need an entourage, I'm a schizophrenic, I am my own entourage !

Somewhere someone's therapist knows all about YOU

On Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much - the wheel, New York, wars and so on, whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man - for precisely the same reasons..